Friend: 'Can I try on your glasses' Me: (sighing) 'ok, here' Friend: 'OMG WOW UR SO BLIND!' Me:pic.twitter.com/FpvWgyYnnP
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Replying to @miracleofsound
My 'best' chat up line was when I was in a bar, a drunk lass took my glasses and I said to her 'You're a tormenter of the optically challenged'. She responded 'aww thank you' and later gave me her number. [Sarcasm] Who knew insults were the way to go.
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