My rubber plant died. Currently searching the house for any hidden millennials
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Replying to @miracleofsound
No millennials found lurking in the house yet. Have armed self with judgemental generalisations & rolled up mortgage documents, just in case
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Have placed some avocado toast in a bear trap and put on a Beyonce album. Now to wait.
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Gav… Doesn't the fact that YOU have avocado toast in your home AND the "plant" "died" in YOUR care point to YOU being the millennial?pic.twitter.com/OqYPwMgxOB
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