We've already taken all of your diamonds and casual dining franchises.
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Look for avocado toast crumbs.
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If you have avocados and toast anywhere you should probably build a trap with avocado toast.
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That is the first sign of millennial be careful gav, make sure you armed with rolled newspaper or spay bottle.
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this millenial takes care of plants for a living. check inside the container your plant was in, if it was sitting in water thats the culprit
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Hay man, it attacked first, I was only acting in self-defense!
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"No, Gav. You are the Millennials." And then Gav was a hipster
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No millennials found lurking in the house yet. Have armed self with judgemental generalisations & rolled up mortgage documents, just in case
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Put some avocado toast in a mouse trap!
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Do you have a new little house in your back yard? I hear Millennials really like Tiny Houses. If so, could be signs you need to fumigate.
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Don't confuse the tiny houses for a Smurf village.
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