can't afford both diamonds AND avocado toast
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We keep spending our money on avocados, clearly.
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Can't eat diamonds.
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not with that attitude!
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That, and lack of disposable income. And the fact that diamonds are artificially expensive in the first place thanks to cartels.
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Damnit, wasn't quick enough for the avocado toast joke!
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Ditto. Next time.
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Spent all the money. On quinoa, beard trimmers and loafers.
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Obscene AND brought to the west on the broken, bloodied backs of children.
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