- intense pain in my upper right abdomen, nausea, vomiting, fever, constipation, all that good stuff. My best guess is galls stones, but -
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- I'm no doctor. Anyway this dude walks in and is just instantly hitting the diet angle, "why are you dieting?", "because I'm overweight," -
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,"Wrong answer. You should diet because being healthy is the right thing to be." I just stare at him. "So what do you eat?"
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I just rattle off stuff I eat quite often. Rice, steamed veggies, chicken, rye bread, fiber bars. All are terrible apparently.
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He starts talking about the evils of the "western diet." "No rice," he says, "no grains. Not just gluten free, no grains or starch at all."
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"You should only eat FLESH twice a week at most." It starts to dawn on me that I'm probably not getting the treatment needed at this point.
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"And stop cooking your vegetables. Cooking gets rid of all the nutrients. Eat lots of greens. Veggies. Fiber."
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"Most nutritionists recommend like 45g of fiber a day. That's stupid. The indigenous peoples of (i forget which country) get 400g a day."
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MFW at this point. dude goes one step further and literally drops a quote from his own book.pic.twitter.com/hbXnDyiqQe
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"Remember, what you do to your food, it does to you." I stare blankly. "That's something I wrote in my book about nutrition."
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I'm extremely disappointed this story didn't end in some hot man on man buttsex action
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