Woke up with a bit of a headache today OH SHIT sorry @MTV I forgot I'm not allowed to say 'woke' anymore oops
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It's physically impossible not to wake up next to your mum without the use of some kind of FTL drive.
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Everytime I wake up next to your mum I feel a FML drive
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