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@miracleofsound And the self-service checkout is played by John MalkovichThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@miracleofsound The grocery store here has "The attendant has been notified to assist you." -
@miracleofsound And when I look around for help, I find out there hasn't been an attendant working there for FIFTY YEARS! WHOAAAAAA - Show replies
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@miracleofsound Those things really need to be able to feel pain.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JourneyTH I'd imagine they're all equally as evil -
@miracleofsound@JourneyTH You ever want to know how evil they are? Look down the sides of the scales and realise it's never been cleaned.
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@miracleofsound I saw a drunken man fight with one of those.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@miracleofsound "Please remove item before continuing" will be uttered many times...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@miracleofsound I don't see how they can say it's Unexpected... I mean What the hell does the machine know about my shopping habits? ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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