Pro-tip: Don't go on Twitter drunk after a great night out, it'll harsh yer buzzzzz, lol
@PixelJanosz 'I would like to see some empirical evidence of your supposed inebriation sir'
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@miracleofsound I don't think the coppers would ask you to prove you're hammered when they stop your car. -
@PixelJanosz I live in Ireland. We can recite the national anthem backwards in Gaelic after 15 pints - Show replies
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