I'm at an event which is being hosted by mums friend. Everyone is over 60. There's wine on the table. There's only one way this will end.
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@miracleofsound Haha! "What's an assassin creed?" -
@SquidGaming Exactly. Then fall over a chair shouting 'FUCKING DESMOND!' - Show replies
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