MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE MUGGER INDUSTRY. Local street thieves struggling to maintain their profession due to selfish millennials being too broke to rob. 'These stingy kids just don't have enough cash to steal. I'm living on coffee coupons', local mugger tells our reporter
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Replying to @miracleofsound
"Things were great at first, but ever since the second hand iPhone and avocado markets failed times have been hard."
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Replying to @GreyTheTick
'All they have is Instargram likes, how am I supposed to rob that?'
5:24 AM - 8 Oct 2019
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