How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Always be sexy and feminine around him (make-up etc.) 2. ‘Take care’ of him 3. Clean the house afterwards 4. Dispose of the murder weapon 5. Cry in public for 3-4 months 6. Leave his ashes on your bedside table and spend all of his money
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It's a joke, geez lighten up
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