The best piece of advice I ever got was to always have sex listening to the live version of songs. That way if you're finished in 5 minutes you get applause instead of an awkward, stony silence.
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Replying to @ChrisCrowdly @miracleofsound
I've no idea, mate. I made it six years ago though.pic.twitter.com/WFxEEIJLMN
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Replying to @KarlSmallwood @miracleofsound
Sorry, i did not mean to suggest you stole his joke.
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Replying to @KarlSmallwood @ChrisCrowdly
You defo didn't steal my joke haha, I don't ever recall making that one... the only album I can remember tweeting about in regards to sexytimes is Mezzanine by Massive Attack!
(hella fuckin sexy album)
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