Well, this totally blew up, check out my Soundcloud:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-2019-tactical-voting-21040509 …
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I am honking
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Clearly I never ovulate.
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"you asked me that last week, Dave. Do you know even the first thing about biology?"
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*takes notes* Women... lay eggs, live in nests. *twitches*
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After several days of being asked this, the cleaners at work will surely have no choice but to raise a grievance.
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We menopausal women have the perfect excuse for leaving the hoover in the cupboard, making a nice cuppa and putting our feet up with a tin of discounted chocolates for company.
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"No doctor, I didn't 'fall on the nozzle', I asked her if she was ovulating as I lifted my feet for her to hoover under"
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With such a smörgåsbord of awfulness to choose from, I think the fact they put quotes round “egg” rather than “lay” is what has annoyed me the most
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I pay someone to ovulate for me
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