DJ Piernotas

@mipanator

Houston based Content Strategist working in Oil & Gas. Former high pony president of Austin, TX. Lover of oysters & hip-hop. Latinx feminist.

Houston, TX
Joined May 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 23

    Fried chicken or it didn't happen

  2. 10 hours ago

    Oh no my waiter just saw me looking at a photo of Amber Rose's naked crotch

  3. 11 hours ago

    I'm a slut for caipirinha

  4. 11 hours ago

    I adore the people in my life but I'm certain in an alternative life I'd be totally content traveling & eating my way across the world alone

  5. 12 hours ago

    I'm going on date tonight. The date at a cocktail bar and I'm meeting a bunch of girls from the internet.😬

  6. 12 hours ago
  7. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Texans dont cut in line and honestly that's the distinguishing difference in personality between us and them (northeasterners.)

  8. 16 hours ago

    I was out by the pool for 15 min & now I have tan lines that make me look like I'm permanently wearing a bikini 👙

  9. Jun 9

    Y'all I need Houston girlfriends so baddddd

  10. Jun 7

    I've had a fluttery anxious feeling in my chest all day and I don't know why.

  11. Jun 7

    I just saw a running group for rich little girls go by. The Woodlands is weird, y'all.

  12. Jun 7

    Only had one 7am meeting this week.

  13. Jun 6
  14. Jun 6

    Cool band name inspo by . Bad crop job by me.

  15. Jun 5

    I'm actin like it's Fri night but it's Mon evenings. Oops

  16. Jun 5
  17. Jun 4

    My body is reacting poorly to both bread and cheese lately so basically life is no longer worth living

  18. Jun 4

    Today my mom inquired about David Sedaris & I responded with a long list of brown & black authors to follow. Doing the lawd's work here.

  19. Jun 4

    Why, I never ever feel guilty about putting myself first. It took me forever to get here and I'm not letting go.

  20. Jun 4
  21. Jun 4

    Thank you for this heavenly gift . U better watch out, .

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