Minervas Muse

@minervas_muse

Writer (actual writing coming soon). In the world's most one sided twitter fight with Bon Apetit magazine (they're winning).

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2016.

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    This is a public service announcement: Twitter is going to be insane next week. We have Iowa Primary on Monday, SOTU on Tuesday, and Impeachment on Wednesday. Twitter may actually break.

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    This is one of the most insane things I have ever seen live on television

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    The caucuses are like a cross between “The Lottery” and a Christopher Guest documentary.

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  4. prije 8 sati

    California is a trip because someone will tell you how they find smokers and smoking disgusting right after they rip a huge bong load.

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  6. prije 11 sati

    I don't like to use the word "hero" lightly... But showing the world that 2 in 1 is a valid haircare choice might just qualify.

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  7. prije 11 sati

    We don't talk enough about how Gay Communist Furry has become a stock character on Twitter

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    Okay real talk here. Here's the difference between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp: - he admitted to pushing her a couple of times. She has not publicly admitted hitting him. - he advocated walking away to prevent violence. She mocked him for that. - he didn't write a smear op-ed

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  9. prije 14 sati

    I like how, a year out from an election, conservatives have decided to alienate their libertarian wing because they just learned about internet porn

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  10. prije 14 sati

    The Christians who complain about pornography or secularism really make me respect both them and their religion a little bit less. Your religion began as a weird cult that was thrown to the lions. Now the sky is falling cuz your kid can see titties? Jesus Christ, grow a pair.

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    One of the biggest problems with controlling health care costs is that whenever you make any significant changes to anyone's pay or workday, groups representing those workers go to the press and complain that managers are forcing them to kill patients.

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  12. prije 14 sati

    As someone who can't stand fizzy water, the whole seltzer craze needs to end, like, yesterday.

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  13. prije 15 sati

    On the rare occasion where he is willing to get into it and point out uncomfortable truths, Noah is quite good.

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  14. prije 15 sati

    Trad cons are a trip because so few of them realize that in their ideal society they would be hauled in front of a judge for heresy over minor theological disagreements and then lose the trial by combat

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  15. prije 16 sati

    Look, Missouri, if you didn't want the confusion, maybe you should have done more to make sure that it was called Missouri City

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    the bishop of orlando is also the bishop of the moon, due to a canon law that says "any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric from whence the discovering expedition departed". his is therefore the largest catholic diocese, at over 14,000,000 square miles

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    Twitter will be a smoldering pile of ash by Saturday, and I shall dance in the rubble

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    The Simpsons legacy is so powerful that my Dad is watching the episode of The Simpsons when Homer's mom leaves and I'm CRYING IN ANOTHER ROOM ONLY HEARING THE CLOSING CREDITS MUSIC BECAUSE I KNOW THIS IS HAPPENING:

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    Guys, you don't need to advertise that your sex toy is dishwasher safe, because I am never putting a dildo in my dishwasher.

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    In some ways, the beauty of HS / NCAA / NFL football is that it's the rare sport where guys like this and guys that despise *this* can get along and ball out. Imagine the SEC on any given day. No other sport in America comes close to the idealogical diversity. Still, it works.

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    I expected more interesting content than "this person follows an account that made a bad joke" when Hill was hired by the Atlantic

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