when your friend calls asking you to go out but you're already in your pjs and have netflix ready to go
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When you realized you accidentally ordered pizza from Pizza by Alfredo instead of Alfredo's Pizza Cafe.
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<You have one new voicemail> "Roses are red, violets are blue, it's time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup too" <end of messages>
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“ Hi Jason/Steve, You mean my soccer team CAN get demoted to the 2nd level of English Soccer? This isn’t the crap I signed up for! Sell a player I want my money back.”
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*phones EPL to accept their invitation to be apart of their 2018 Speaker Series*
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"no i haven't seen ryan's baby"
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New phone, who dis
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*pretending to wait for fake roommate to tell me what they want to order so the person taking my order doesn’t judge me*
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I do not believe your menu has recently changed, I am certain my call is not important to you, and definitely no one will ever monitor how horrible this call was.
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Mindy: Hey Dad. Mindy’s Dad: who is this? Mindy:
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Oh, yeah Grandma? Ethel won at Bingo again? That’s so crazy......mmm hmm
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New phone, who ‘dis?
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Hi doc. The bee stung lips aren't working for me. Can they be de-stung? – at Cambridge Pointe Subdivision, Olathe
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How many times do I have to tell you, B.J? You are not my baby daddy!
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My initial reaction to finding out Emma Thompson & Mindy are doing a movie together (before I explode in happiness)
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That feeling when
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