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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling Jan 31

    Are people not as sick as me? I’m dying. It’s not being reflected on my social media at all

    7:34 PM - 31 Jan 2018
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    268 replies 503 retweets 7,894 likes
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      2. Anders Holm‏Verified account @ders808 Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Watch out for The Sinus Infection.

        7 replies 2 retweets 152 likes
      3. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling Feb 1
        Replying to @ders808

        I can’t hear out of my left ear 🔪👂🏾🤧☹️🤦🏾‍♀️

        10 replies 0 retweets 58 likes
      4. Anders Holm‏Verified account @ders808 Feb 1
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Lemme know when you’re up for 3 hours in the middle of the night with a pounding headache googling “brain eating amoeba signs of”

        1 reply 0 retweets 82 likes
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      2. Audrey Wauchope‏Verified account @audreyalison Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Do you have the flu with a baby? Godspeed.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling Jan 31
        Replying to @audreyalison

        Yup. 🤧Face mask central over here! 😷

        6 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
      4. Audrey Wauchope‏Verified account @audreyalison Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Ugh so sorry. 3 year old just had and baby never got it. Been chugging that tamiflu.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Caylen Duke‏ @CaylenDuke Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Yes. And throw in double pink eye from newborn baby mustard poop.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. She-Rah  👑‏ @Nakethia_E Jan 31
        Replying to @CaylenDuke @mindykaling

        Wow!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. therese vega‏ @thereset88 Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Me/ husband/ 3 kids with flu first week of Jan. Oldest kid (7y/o) is on her THIRD round of fever THIS MONTH. She’s hit radio stations all month: 102.7, 103.5, and 104.3. Wish I was kidding.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Alana Karran  🦋‏ @AlanaKarran Jan 31
        Replying to @thereset88 @mindykaling

        Super clever and oh poor sweeties! 🤒

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. D. Yvette Wohn‏ @arcticpenguin Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        The bad news: I lost 6 pounds overnight. The good news: I lost 6 pounds overnight.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Ⓙⓞⓗⓝ Ⓖⓡⓐⓥⓔⓢ‏ @johnnygraves666 Feb 1
        Replying to @arcticpenguin @mindykaling

        pic.twitter.com/ZbLxC8lGwB

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      1. ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕪𝕒‏ @ChayaBaliga Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Watch out for that tamiflupic.twitter.com/7OcebmGNP2

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      1. heather ︽✵︽‏ @kalingswifts Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        i've been sick since the beginning of january so i feel ya

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      2. Tanya Tarr‏Verified account @nerdette Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Tamiflu helped and yes everyone is sick

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. b mize 🥀‏ @BethanyMize Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Currently drinking NyQuil like it’s water. 😂

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      1. ash‏ @ImCrasey Jan 31
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I’ve been in bed like this since Sundaypic.twitter.com/t7jvv1x8Ty

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      2. dadpression‏ @Dadpression Feb 6
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Anyone who retweets should probably wash their hands.

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