This is the part where my mom would open the door and upon recognizing faces, say, "you already came!"
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Eh. I hand out treats anyway. The real world is coming fast enough, have a damn kit kat.
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No no no no no no no
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Guys, there's an easy solve. It's called Cheap-Ass Suck Candy. Keep a separate bowl of it with the premium candy. (1)
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We're talking Butter Mints. Generic Hard Candy. No brand names. Dollar Store stuff. Candy that you'd hesitate to put in a piñata. (2)
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Go ahead, 15 year-old. Show up to my house in a hoodie and you get a sad excuse for hard candy in a strawberry wrapper. TRICK or treat. (3)
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That won’t stop them from coming. New teenagers are created every year.
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What an awful sentence, Paul
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I didn’t like thinking it
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I had one of those show up with the “Fe” square from the periodic table and proclaim himself to be Iron Man. He got candy anyway.
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I would have loved to see that, give that kid the whole bowl! Lol
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At least they're not out robbing people damn
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How do you know that?
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Yeah see that’s when I shut it down. U not about to show up at my door looking bored and expect candy. Go do your homework.
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Look. I bought this candy with the express intent of giving it away, no strings. ... ... ... ... ... ... WTF Give the Goddamn candy away.
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