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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 31 Oct 2017

    Mindy Kaling Retweeted Zander Lehmann

    Very demoralizinghttps://twitter.com/zanderlehmann/status/925542947059261440 …

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    Zander Lehmann @ZanderLehmann
    ZERO trick or treaters. Knock on a strangers door you cowards.
    7:11 PM - 31 Oct 2017
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    36 replies 133 retweets 2,027 likes
      1. Hope‏ @Hopesloop 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        But if I knocked on your door with a mask on ANY OTHER day of the year, you would call the cops on me...pic.twitter.com/TjTHxacgu5

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      2. (°~°) Sleepybear McSnoozy‏ @562ed 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Kids go in packs, you’ll get no kids or 200 (doesn’t seem to be anything in between)

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      1. Jerilyn L. Mendoza‏ @JerilynLM 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        It's drizzling, a school night, Dodgers are on. Gonna be a slow night, @mindykaling! Next year, you'll be trick or treating with your kid! 🎃

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      1. Stephanie Cianciolo‏ @stephcianciolo 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I had one...... she was disappointedpic.twitter.com/kypjxMju79

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      1. Myles McNutt‏ @Memles 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @ZanderLehmann Maybe Netflix bought them off to try to demoralize Hulu households?

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      1. bee‏ @wordybridget 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I only had a dozen. :( But a toddler giraffe!!

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      1. Genny‏ @Genevie15150800 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Pls write a Halloween movie so we can save halloween spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. RickeG‏ @ricketiki 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Man, I blew $100 bucks on sweet decorations at Target and the trick or treating petered off at 7! Kids these days!

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      1. Valerie Fx Williamson‏ @Valtoid 31 Oct 2017
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        Bought $67 worth of candy & live in Halloween central. No one is coming to my door. I only have 10 stairs to get to candy paradise.

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      1. Female Assistant‏ @jannareeves 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I got three. I'm mad about it.

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      2. Sasha Shah‏ @SashMakesHaHa 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Right? I got zero trick-or-treaters here in Burbank. You would think I would at least get some hungry extras.

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      3. Natalie‏ @natnatham 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SashMakesHaHa @mindykaling

        Sugar though

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      1. Sara Bakay‏ @sbakay 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I only had THREE trick-or-treaters! And they came 30 minutes AFTER it was supposed to be over. #gogetit

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      1. Robin‏ @RobinStroup 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Me too! Zip zero nada😮🙁

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      1. McRao‏ @McRaoed 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        We had ten, tops. Sucko.

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      1. BrunoCyclist‏ @brunomobiel 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Only 2 small groups here too. Not a Belgian tradition (yet). Next year I want to scare them senseless. 😈

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      1.  🎃 🕸el dubbs 🕸 🎃‏ @eldubbs13 31 Oct 2017
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        My kids insist on knocking on doors of homes that are OBVIOUSLY not giving out candy. Awesome kids. Get tired and less candy. Mom win.

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      1. Lorien Rowland‏ @LorienKathleen 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        We had over 1,000 kids in Seattle! Ran out of candy once and had to run to the store.

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