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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 31 Oct 2017

    I had ONE friggin trick o treater and I have staged skeletons climbing out on my lawn. Meanwhile Verlander keeps pitchin excellent yeesh 🙄

    6:55 PM - 31 Oct 2017
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      1. Uzo Aduba‏Verified account @UzoAduba 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Lady, my sincerest and deepest sympathies. That staging was Halloween GOLD.

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      2. Katherine Dow Blyton‏Verified account @BlytonDow 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Dexter had more success than me!pic.twitter.com/sf5RtmvmIX

        2 replies 0 retweets 47 likes
      3. Tony Audenshaw‏Verified account @TonysTrials 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BlytonDow @mindykaling

        Terrier-fying!

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      2. jessica‏ @yayponies 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        yes!!! idk what to do about either. i have so much candy!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. D. R. Williams‏ @Athena_Themis 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @yayponies @mindykaling

        Return them to the store so long as they're unopened they would take it back.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. jessica‏ @yayponies 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @Athena_Themis @mindykaling

        lol unopened

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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      1. Jkissa‏ @JkissaMakeup 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        *puts on costume to come trick or treating*pic.twitter.com/xgBzqfPvBg

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      2. Headless Morseman  👻‏ @pgizzle312 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I have a handmade graveyard and one group of kids!!!! 😤😫pic.twitter.com/JXiALTBodz

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Allison‏ @allison1865 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @pgizzle312 @mindykaling

        The two on the right got me. I appreciate your graveyard.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. BT‏ @WilsBex 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        We've had 8 trick or treaters in 3 hours and are stocked with 54 full size candy bars. I carved a pumpkin for this. #HalloweenBlues

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      1. CK  ✌️‏ @candypeace_ 31 Oct 2017
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        We will be right over!pic.twitter.com/ao3OkRQovH

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      2. Hope‏ @Hopesloop 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Yeah, I’m a broke college student who worships you and had to work all night long, so if you wanted to send me some candy...pic.twitter.com/0XTo1PrsLy

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      2. Comedienne India Pearl‏ @NantucketHseWif 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        We've had 10 in Sherman Oaks and Im all, "why are kids not having fun these days?!?"

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Debbie Duffey‏ @duffey_debbie 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @NantucketHseWif @mindykaling

        I was thinking the same thing!!!

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      4. Comedienne India Pearl‏ @NantucketHseWif 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @duffey_debbie @mindykaling

        It literally didn't occur to me until now that parents were prolly keeping kids home to watch baseball. Id probs do the same for Red Sox 🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Liz Murtaugh Gillespie‏ @WriterlyLiz 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Maybe your trick or treaters will pick up the pace, like your run-scoring Dodgers. #HR4HR

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      1. Heidi Matheny‏ @HeidiMatheny 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        try reverse trick or treating! Go to your neighbor's house & take them candy instead. It's hilarious & really confuses them.

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      1. David Carruthers‏ @Penmighty1 31 Oct 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Halloween just isn't the same as the good old days! I remember hundreds of kids going out for several hours collecting treats! #halloween

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