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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
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Joined March 2009

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    1. Jen Statsky‏Verified account @jenstatsky 24 Jun 2017

      quick reminder that it's 2017 and movies and TV shows are still doing the, "dude, it's been *HOW LONG* since you've gotten laid?!?" thing

      25 replies 125 retweets 1,712 likes
      Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 24 Jun 2017
      Replying to @jenstatsky

      But it's so relatable. Every adult man is obsessed when their male friends last had intercourse.

      6:10 PM - 24 Jun 2017
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        2. Jen Statsky‏Verified account @jenstatsky 24 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling

          true. and if it's been longer than 4 months then we're getting you laid TONIGHT, bro!

          3 replies 0 retweets 183 likes
        3. Owen Ellickson‏Verified account @onlxn 24 Jun 2017
          Replying to @jenstatsky @mindykaling

          that's how it is, ladies. whenever i see a friend i frantically start trying to arrange sex for him

          2 replies 2 retweets 65 likes
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        1. Michael Handler‏ @MikeHandles 24 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling @jenstatsky

          Dude I just got laid bro I swear

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        1. steve ward‏ @MeltSnowFlake 27 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling @jenstatsky

          Actually Mindy that school of thought is only within a circle of young immature boys yet to be men .

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        1. Bennett Singer‏ @singer_bennett 25 Jun 2017
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          In the year 3017 we're still gonna ridicule people for not procreating recently.

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        1. Bennett Singer‏ @singer_bennett 25 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling @jenstatsky

          You act like we're ever gonna stop. We've been doing it for thousands of years.

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        1. Kirby Winfield‏ @kirbywinfield 25 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling @jenstatsky

          Yes! God knows why but yes. Lots of TV tropes persist b/c of relatability of fundamental gender traits like this. Not everything is nurture.

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        1. LeBronzo Ball‏ @LeBronzo_Ball 25 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling

          "obsessed" is strong

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        1. mike chalmers‏ @mikechalmers 25 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling @jenstatsky

          This is weird to hear, I don't think I've ever thought about it w/r/t other guys and I've never been asked 🤔

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        1. Exaybachay‏ @Exaybachay95 24 Jun 2017
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          Happy Birthday, Mindy!

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        1. Jill‏ @jillythewriter 24 Jun 2017
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          And for women as well. The dry spell is real.

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        1. Christian Patrick‏ @c_t_p 24 Jun 2017
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          Yup, every single one of us. No exceptions. We are all inherently obsessed with other men's sex lives.

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        1. Tom Jones‏ @vcdoni 24 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling @jenstatsky

          That's not fair or true I'm just interested not obsessed .... but seriously when was the last time bro

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        1. Shnu Shra‏ @Kalki_Avatharam 24 Jun 2017
          Replying to @mindykaling @jenstatsky

          Every? Really? In this age of political correctness you're going to use that word?

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