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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 22 May 2017

    The shot I irrationally hate in movies and tv is an insert of wine glasses clinking in a celebratory toast.

    10:11 PM - 22 May 2017
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      1. Grrrowllison Tolman‏Verified account @Allison_Tolman 22 May 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        As if when 2 people are congratulating each other, then one says "to us!", and then we hear *clink*- we'd be like "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?".

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      2. Amy Fry‏ @AfHappyfaced 22 May 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Why is it never scotch..... on the rocks?

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      3. Bethany Joy‏ @bethanypurdue 22 May 2017
        Replying to @AfHappyfaced @mindykaling

        It was on Parks and Rec.pic.twitter.com/J9HZzUWXDc

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      1. Fergus‏ @6fergus6 22 May 2017
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Cliche as hell. When I see that I secretly hope they break and both parties cut their hands, Then you and I sneak away for a fun day.

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      1. Adam Burns‏ @ATWURNS 22 May 2017
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        The International Hand Double Union unanimously rejects this tweet.

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      1. Elisa Rothstein‏ @elisarothstein 22 May 2017
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      1. janette danielson‏ @neddie94 22 May 2017
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        Make sure to never look at instagram stories

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      1. Mary Clare‏ @mcreardon88 23 May 2017
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        You must HATE boomerang.

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      1. Heather Walenceus‏ @77MysticPeaches 23 May 2017
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        & when movie and tv people get up and leave mucho food after like, a bite. Hey, someone made that. Cooking is no joke and waste is a thief.

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      1. David Crocker‏ @DavidCrocker3 22 May 2017
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        I hate when actors pretend to drink out of empty coffee cups. The hollow sound when they put the cup down is so annoying.

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      1. ₛₚₒₒₖᵧ ₛ𝒸ₐᵣᵧ ₛₖₑₗₑₜₒₙ‏ @gigikilgannon 22 May 2017
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      1. Natalie Sanders‏ @TheNatalieS 22 May 2017
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      2. Wendy Caldwell‏ @visa717 22 May 2017
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        I hate when people act like they are drinking coffee. NONE OF YOU ARE CONVINCING! Who holds a starbucks cup all Willy-nilly?!

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      1. alexa  💐‏ @snugglingnarry 22 May 2017
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        Why

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      2. Amit Nerurkar‏ @amitneru 22 May 2017
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        That's like every single 70's/80's Bollywood film. Except it's whiskey. And it's ten dudes saying "Chee-ers" in unison.

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