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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 18 Aug 2016

    Mindy Kaling Retweeted Cookie Monster

    No Cookie Monster, it doesn't, but I get why you think that. By that logic I would be made of sour patch kids.https://twitter.com/mecookiemonster/status/766318412079431680 …

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    Cookie MonsterVerified account @MeCookieMonster
    If me eat cookies all da time, does dat mean me made of cookies? #ThursdayThoughts
    10:15 AM - 18 Aug 2016
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    41 replies 926 retweets 4,942 likes
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      2. B.J. Novak‏Verified account @bjnovak 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I am surprised that @OscarTheGrouch follows @elmo

        9 replies 111 retweets 1,026 likes
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      1. Esther TheWonder Pig‏Verified account @EstherThePig 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @MeCookieMonster And I would be a cupcake. #MmmmCupcakespic.twitter.com/vcjUFNdkyH

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      2. Maria Lara‏ @mlara85 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @MeCookieMonster Then @MartHAHAHAHA @HeyThereMari_ & I would be made of hot Cheetos and mini tacos.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Corn Husk Queen‏ @MartHAHAHAHA 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mlara85 @mindykaling and

        T'is true, I am sure more that 10% of my mass was Hot cheetos and tacos.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Jammies Phonics Hole‏ @mjs112097 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @odickson16 @MeCookieMonster this applies to you greatly @odickson16

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      4. Jammies Phonics Hole‏ @mjs112097 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @odickson16

        @odickson16 @mindykaling @MeCookieMonsterpic.twitter.com/RKLc2oLLrX

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      1. wirrow’s tiny stories‏ @wirrow 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @MeCookieMonster well u are made of what u eat tho

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      1. Gay Gatsby (scumbag)‏ @savannah0_o 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @MeCookieMonster stop sassing him lmao

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      1. kyla sadbury‏ @KylaPadbury 22 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @MeCookieMonster @Jennifer4Brown 🤗😂😂😂

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      1. Kerri‏ @KerriKern1228 18 Aug 2016
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        @MeCookieMonster I would be a sour patch kid too!

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      1. Jennifer Clark‏ @Jennimom26Clark 23 Aug 2016
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        @MeCookieMonster Sour patch kids yes! 😍 Cookie Monster just makes me think of Kevin from the office! 😆

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      1. P. Joseph Cherubino‏ @PJ_Cherubino 19 Aug 2016
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        @MeCookieMonster he is not a cookie "monster," he is a cookie "being" having an existential crisis and he deserves our love.

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      1. blah blah‏ @EmilySm97736301 19 Aug 2016
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        @MeCookieMonster @katculls

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      1. greeneyedkook‏ @RyleighMcDonal1 18 Aug 2016
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        @MeCookieMonster me, too!

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      1. J JAY‏ @imauserbaby 18 Aug 2016
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        @MeCookieMonster I love that you follow the Big C

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      1. mishmash918‏ @mishmash918 18 Aug 2016
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        it's dot!! on Rebapic.twitter.com/kPTUNw3G5s

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      1. Megan O'Toole‏ @motoole725 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @MeCookieMonster Oh yes it does! As I can attest, 99% of my BMI is comprised of cookie dough.

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