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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 23 Jul 2016

    No more starting a movie with some weird scene and then cutting to something else and chyron'ing "one year earlier"

    8:13 PM - 23 Jul 2016
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      2. Chester Tam‏ @MrChesterTam 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        oh no...😳

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @MrChesterTam

        you are perfect you can do whatever you want

        1 reply 2 retweets 20 likes
      4. Chester Tam‏ @MrChesterTam 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        it hurts a little but you're not wrong ✌🏽

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @MrChesterTam

        have you ever done it? I bet I've done it a million times. I shouldn't tweet, I'm dumb

        2 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      6. Chester Tam‏ @MrChesterTam 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        ha yes I have very recently done it BUT I still think you're right. Tweet on, girl! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Myles McNutt‏ @Memles 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        The next time you see J.J. Abrams, please throw something at him and scream "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID."

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Myles McNutt‏ @Memles 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @Memles @mindykaling

        (After which we will cut to "One Month Earlier" and you'll be watching a movie and then tweet about it, obviously.)

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. R.A. Porter‏ @coyotesqrl 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Start a movie with inexplicable scene, cut to a new scene "one year later" and never explain it. An unfired gun on the mantle.

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      1. Peter was dead the whole time‏ @theversusverses 23 Jul 2016
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        I literally JUST wrote this into a script but god dammit i'm not taking it out

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      1. Chris‏ @cashbaughLA 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        or in the case of The Good Dinosaur, 100 Million Years Later...

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      1. Pretty Trite‏ @KelseyFilban 23 Jul 2016
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        does this apply to television? because there is an epidemic there.

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      1. Brendan Knapp‏ @temujinbk 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        What if it's a Weird Science sequel that takes place one year after the first movie?

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      1.  🐋‏ @deleterious_ 23 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        kwaan

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      1. Memento Mori Povich‏ @postapocryphal 23 Jul 2016
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        Oh you're watching Highrise too?

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      1. Maybe A Rogue Killer, Who Knows?‏ @Sickroy6 23 Jul 2016
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        don't tell me what to do.

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      1. maya‏ @bakingswifts 23 Jul 2016
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        MOM

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      1. Diane Young‏ @iamdianeyoung 26 Jul 2016
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        U better get with Jody or im crying 😭

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      1. davidisrael‏ @isdavidrael 25 Jul 2016
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        I think it may just be the laziest accepted way for writers to indulge the artificial requirement to smash the first scene

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      1.  🎃PSII 👻‏ @Dil_H00 24 Jul 2016
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        awww I love those lol. Feels like time travel ;)

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      1. court‏ @HARRYlNJEANS 24 Jul 2016
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        agreed

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