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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 17 Jul 2016

    I'm on script and Postmates is telling me all couriers are busy so FML

    8:51 PM - 17 Jul 2016
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    19 replies 20 retweets 636 likes
      1. Diane Gordon‏ @thesurfreport 17 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I'm in Weho. I'll fetch you food as I realize how crucial this is to your creative process. DM me!

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      1. Bastian Lehmann‏Verified account @Basti 17 Jul 2016
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        That sounds like no fun. Order from a Plus merchant and the orders gets accepted instantly!!

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      1. Tyler N Thoreson  🏳️‍🌈‏ @realtylernathan 17 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        Ain't that just the worst. I'd be your postmate anyday.

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      1. Stephanie Marie‏Verified account @stefinitely85 17 Jul 2016
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        mindy stop what you're doing and watch kim's snap story please and also ur welx xo

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      1. Samantha Rae‏ @ASamanthaRae 17 Jul 2016
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        I will deliver but it may take awhile because I have to drive from Texas

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      1. Ryan Case‏Verified account @film114 17 Jul 2016
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        I sadly have so many alt services to pitch

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      1. Katie Greenthal‏ @KatieGreenthal 17 Jul 2016
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        so rude

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      2. elizabeth ashley‏ @littlebit_nc 17 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @BennyBeans48 Help Mindy out. Tell her we should be best friends also.

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      3. Snack King Cole‏ @BennyBeans48 17 Jul 2016
        Replying to @littlebit_nc @mindykaling

        just tell me where you're ordering from and I'll head there and go on duty.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Monica Vu‏ @MoniVu 22 Oct 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        ❤️ur show & read your 2 📚saw u mention postmates on the show, try DoorDash http://drd.sh/rfuysL/  too 😉

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      1. Etienne Harrison‏ @AD6K400secs 18 Jul 2016
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        If it ain't one thing it's another 😕

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      1. Apsara Naomi Perera‏ @apsaragus 17 Jul 2016
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        I'll deliver food to you if it means I can be in line to be your next bff

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      1. M Elizabeth Eller‏ @MmmLiz 17 Jul 2016
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        Gurl, did you make them mad? You know they have a secret rating system so when it's busy they can pass on low rated peeps..

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      2. X Z X Z Xx‏ @JefftingerXx 17 Jul 2016
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        Jeff Navarre@jefftinger screw them cats I love u no matter what

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      3. X Z X Z Xx‏ @JefftingerXx 17 Jul 2016
        Replying to @JefftingerXx @mindykaling

        ur so beautiful BTW I'd treat u like a queen when you end up falling for me cuz in comin to Hollywood baby! Lol

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      1. mel‏ @tfmdr 17 Jul 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        I'll get it for you! What do you want girlie? I'm already on my way !

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      1. Steve Quinn‏ @STEVEQUINNTOGO 17 Jul 2016
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        not cool...

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