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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 7 Feb 2016

    Nailed it. Women are OBSESSED with catching wedding bouquets

    4:18 PM - 7 Feb 2016
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      2. nicholasstoller  🇺🇸‏Verified account @nicholasstoller 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling I never thought that before. It's just SO TRUE

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @nicholasstoller

        @nicholasstoller it's just a really cool way to express you're lonely

        1 reply 3 retweets 41 likes
      4. nicholasstoller  🇺🇸‏Verified account @nicholasstoller 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling also dads don't want their daughters fucking

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Stab-phen Harvey‏ @Harvey_S 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling They like it just as much as laughing while eating salads!

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. Audrey Caro‏ @aud_caro 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @Harvey_S

        @Harvey_S @mindykaling and yogurt!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Stab-phen Harvey‏ @Harvey_S 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @aud_caro

        @audgomez @mindykaling It helps you poop!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Pam Love‏ @ladybonerville 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling Right? BABIES & BOUQUETS YOU GET US SPORTS!

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      2. Chloe Denmark‏ @ChloeDenmark 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling @LSUcaligrl still better than alien Doritos baby

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      3. Lisa BOOrie  👻‏ @LSUcaligrl 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @ChloeDenmark

        @ChloeDenmark honestly find that convertible adorable. And other than #puppymonkeybaby, anything is better than #doritosabortion.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chloe Denmark‏ @ChloeDenmark 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @LSUcaligrl

        @LSUcaligrl I was ok with the Buick commercial. Just to try hard?? Puppymonkeybaby is kinda fun to say at least

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Holly Joseph‏ @HRH_hjoseph 7 Feb 2016
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling I've seen seas part to avoid a bouquet. What would have been clever was a dude dive. #lostopportunity

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      1. Rhonda‏ @Rhonda5V 7 Feb 2016
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        @mindykaling That was totally a man who came up with that commercial. #GirlsCanCatchMoreThanBouquets

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      1. Christy *Grab Em By the BallotBox* Fletcher‏Verified account @FletcherChristy 7 Feb 2016
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        @mindykaling always with the women desperate to catch the bouquet..

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      1. J‏ @JimCT 7 Feb 2016
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        @mindykaling she odelled it

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      1. Mary Moore‏ @MooreofMary 7 Feb 2016
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        @mindykaling but what do you do with them after?!

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      1. Courtney Stokke‏ @GetStokked 7 Feb 2016
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        @mindykaling it's all we think about

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      1. Mystical Chizzy  💫 🦇 🔮‏ @ChizzyMs 7 Feb 2016
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        @mindykaling not me I always hide.

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      1. Josh VanderWel‏ @joshvanderwel 7 Feb 2016
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        @mindykaling oh relax

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      1. scrappy mcgee‏ @mayalooo 7 Feb 2016
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        @mindykaling I almost just crashed my car because you got me so excited about catching a bouquet and I wasn't even driving

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