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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 5 Jan 2016

    Mindy Lahiri's rap sheet of all her alleged onscreen & offscreen crimes. Best Christmas present ever, @soniakharkarpic.twitter.com/5yfSlBPHCK

    8:03 AM - 5 Jan 2016
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    68 replies 812 retweets 4,437 likes
      1. Rose‏ @Rosamapose 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar oh my god this is amazing.

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      1. Where's The Beef?‏ @PrettyBeThyName 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @JakBerLon @soniakharkar Pear shaped with small breasts. They must be writing for TV now. 💋

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      1. Bridget‏ @bridgbrain 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar Hey @meerabeth, Mindy Lahiri could use a couple of top-notch lawyers...pic.twitter.com/bEuRoqv4tP

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      1. Jennie Reese‏ @CamWinston 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar climaxed during TSA pat down? Haaa!!

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      1. Maura‏ @MauraMcCann 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar this is the best thing ever

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      1. Dj Road Runna‏ @djroadrunna 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling I love that you are breaking barriers for Asian actors and actresses.You so dope.

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      1. Preeti‏ @preetichaulk 6 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @AlainaKaz @soniakharkar Beverly something! 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Kai‏ @FollowMyKhalid 6 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @Sunaorlater please look at this

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      1. sui generis‏ @KdramaNoona 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar You cheated on a vision test?!! Tsk tsk

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      1. Bobbie‏ @bobbieee412 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @BerniceAlcanzo 😂

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      1. Randy Reiss‏ @undeadsinatra 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar missing "Beyoncé Pad Thai" as an alias, but otherwise spot on.

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      1. Priya‏ @priya64 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar lol! 😂 can you tell us which one are for onscreen and offscreen?? 😜

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      1. Werewolf Bat Mitzvah‏ @emilyisanelf 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar this is hilariousssss

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      1. Gabriela Rodriguez‏ @teendream30 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar funniest one is "stole sugar cubes from a police horse"

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      1. Eaux two thee Jae‏ @OdotJdot 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar how many of those things did you actually do? I put the over under at 5 and id put money on it lolol

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      1. damnit, Joey‏ @namelesslyJo 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar "pretended to be two male friends wrestling" 😂👍🏾

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      1. sarah boyd.‏ @sarahfordays 5 Jan 2016
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        @mindykaling @soniakharkar "ate fries for a week"

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