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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 23 Nov 2015

    I'm an elegant diver but I'm a real bad swimmer

    11:36 AM - 23 Nov 2015
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      1. dopesickFRIGHT‏ @dopesicktight 23 Nov 2015
        Replying to @mindykaling

        .@mindykaling hi my name is Alex and I am a certified swimming instructor please let me teach you/be your best friend

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      1. cool miranda‏ @bitchface_2012 23 Nov 2015
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        @Nabaa_00 goodbye, I hate u

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      1. Shannon‏ @shanhodge 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling but can you dance as good as Kelly Kapoor though💃🏾pic.twitter.com/m2aCRUJiS9

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      1. Braxton666‏ @WickedG09 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling You like water parks?

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      1. Jessica Ross‏ @jessicalyneross 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling Good news: they only judge you on the dive. The swimming, not so much.

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      1. Black Diamond Detailing  💎‏ @BrandonLowther2 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling Mindy how many times am I going to have to tweet you before I get your ATTENTION?????

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      1. ali ghzanfar‏ @AGhzanfar 25 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling hi how are you

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      1. blood lubrikent‏ @BloodLubrikent 24 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling thanks for sharing Mindy Kaling, have a great Wednesday :) (insight by http://commun.it )

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      1. Danny Sanchez‏ @NEOPHYTE916 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling well I'm tall. Dark and hand u sum. A BOMB or BLAH blah blah. Step your game up. MAKING fun of your actual dark stuff isGOLDEN

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      1. Cary's Garage‏ @carysgarage 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling I can swim well, but my dives are painful. Both for me and the observer!

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      1. laurenarquette‏ @559_919 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling I'm a good swimmer but... a bad driver

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      1. ashok gupta‏ @GuptaShokigupta 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling ..oh thats good, you got a leg up....i can dive and dont know how to come back up...lol.!!..

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      1. so_littoral‏ @so_littoral 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling Don't feel bad about that. Only my bum floats, so I'm an awkward snorkeler.

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      1. Jesse trujillo‏ @Jtrujillo707 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling so your a classy drowner?

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      1. David Goodson‏ @davidm_goodson 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling My father always said, yes he could swim... gracefully to the bottom.

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      1. Neha Lal‏ @AbbabooLal 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling Indians don't belong in the water. It ruins our hair!

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      1. adamhawn‏ @abh4 23 Nov 2015
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        @mindykaling who cares when you're hot 😘

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