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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 26 Oct 2015

    I'm ten minutes early to dinner, kill myself

    7:51 PM - 26 Oct 2015
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    • Francesca Sienna Barron Sarah Michaela betsy Surbhi Mohan Sara caramelized guatemalan 🌞 Jess ™
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      1. Anil Dash‏Verified account @anildash 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling you can definitely sneak in some solid pre-eating before others show up.

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      1. aleena shaukat‏ @ashockit 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling @naynzabananza

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      1. Marissa Haeny‏ @MarissaHaeny 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling I'd hope someone that holds such a high place in society would know not to use phrases like that lightly.

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      1. meg (ง'̀-‘́)ง‏ @meggbauman 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling it's 2015 I seriously thought we were past joking about suicide

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      1. kid icarus‏ @192001e 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling eat a bunch of appetizers

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      1. yousey shafiei‏ @YShafiei 28 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling :|

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      1. Venkat Oman‏ @venkykat 27 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling Hey this was on the Inflight Entertainment on Oman Air.pic.twitter.com/OJf4zSHFGv

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      1. Mohamed sanad‏ @mohamed_sanaad 27 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling when lost something in the dinner you are wine another one in breakfast

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      1. Merri‏ @erotic_merri 27 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling Just means you can eat more bread that no one knows about!

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      1. J‏ @katemckinonns 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling ME TODAY

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      1. Karly‏ @princesskarly11 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling can you do an event in Orlando for your book, pleaseeeeeeee. I would LOVE to meet you!

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      1. atx eats and treats‏ @mokasandhu 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling OR eat all the bread and win

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      1. Corey Hotsenpiller‏ @iamcorey1978 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling are you feeling ill? You're supposed to be late always!

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      1. Meleyna Nomura‏ @meleyna 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling Obv just eat the bread basket before anyone else gets there.

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      1. Stephen Garza‏ @sgarza0866 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling in that order?

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      1.  ✨‏ @EdeNede_ 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling worst fears realized

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      1. Nadia‏ @mrskaidoc 26 Oct 2015
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        @mindykaling i have a Perfect solution: I'm always late. For everythings. Little problem: Everyone wants to kill me!

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