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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 3 Jul 2015

    I'm very anxious about missing holiday traffic and my friend doesn't care about traffic at all, this is not going to end well

    2:15 PM - 3 Jul 2015
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    33 replies 106 retweets 1,588 likes
      1. Zach‏ @zzuffante 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling If you wanted to avoid holiday traffic you should have left the house 9 years ago.

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      1. Emily Schuster‏ @emroseps 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling and by friend you mean @bjnovak right? #pleasesayyes

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      1. Batty Barnacle Bill‏ @HotmaiBill 7 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling traffic to somewhere exciting can sort of be fun, but not as much as you get older. would be nice to snap fingers and be there.

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      1. Caroline Henry‏ @carolinehenry 4 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling oh god is he one of those people that quotes Bobby Mcferrin?

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      1. Diane Jensen‏ @TrueKithForever 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling I'm with you

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      1. Sarah Ward‏ @WeShouldFindOut 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling there would be no traffic if you had your own helicopter! 🚁

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      1. sraincat‏ @srainman 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling you can do it!!!

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      1. Jessica Bock‏ @JessIsOK 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling We've all got a friend like that. I cope via Xanax.

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      1. Super V‏ @SuperVic1976 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling Call me bad friend but I flaked on my bff roadtrip to Vegas, to avoid traffic. Too bad there isn't a solo driver lane for her.

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      1. M I C H A E L A  ☀️‏ @thekaylamiller 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling this is where disgust comes in (see what I did there)

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      1. RajS‏ @pdxraj 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling Sound like your friend has already won then.

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      1. No Average Bitch‏ @BitingPanda 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling Xanax to the rescue. Or as I like to say, traffic, shmaffic.

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      1. T Bow.‏ @TBow82C 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling yout can rent a small helicopter and car serice for like $300, better option for someone in your tax bracket

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      1. Kim B‏ @Kimburle 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling you sound somewhat "disgusted" about it. Great movie! I hope there's a sequel b/c disgust is strongest emotion in HS girls.

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      1. Nicole Arntz‏ @NBiancaA 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling RUT ROW!

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      1. Bianca Hernandez‏ @bookhoarding 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling A traffic argument is the make-or-break of any relationship. Especially in Los Angeles.

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      1. Lauren Arky‏ @LaurenArky 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling which beach?

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      1. Chris Peterson‏ @Crispyterson 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling just take the MindyCopter. There's a rack of Mike's in the reach in.

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      1. Shaun Harris‏ @Shenharisu 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling that's "disgusting." Get it? 😋

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      1. katie kincaid™‏ @specialk3483 3 Jul 2015
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        @mindykaling I hate to be the one to break it to you, but traffic started yesterday 😔 good luck!

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