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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 20 Sep 2014

    If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid

    10:58 PM - 20 Sep 2014
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      2. BuzzFeed‏Verified account @BuzzFeed 20 Sep 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling <3

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      1. Salvador Perez‏ @MrSalPerez 23 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling you are only saying that because thats what I ordered on Saturday during our fitting!!!

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      1. Lia Drivas‏ @lia_drivas 28 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid”

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      1. meaghan gipps  👻‏ @meaghangipps 20 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid”

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      2. Ella Silag Stearns‏ @esilag12 21 Sep 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        “@mindykaling:date orders a Cali roll nd vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid” @IvySilagStearns

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Ivy Silag Stearns‏ @IvySilagStearns 21 Sep 2014
        Replying to @esilag12

        @esilag12 😂😂😂😂 my grl mindy

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      2. Shane Michael Singh‏Verified account @mrShaneMichael 20 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling come do shots with The Gays in WeHo

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      1. (:‏ @ItshaydenM 21 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid”

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      1. Lexi Alyse‏ @lexona13 20 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid” 😂

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      1. Briana‏ @briidazzle 20 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid”😂😂

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      1. Hannah H. Carroll‏ @HannahHCarroll 22 Sep 2014
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        So damn excited to see @mindykaling at #CNX14. Think she'd ditch the tech dudes to have lunch w/ me? #iwish

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      1. Angelica Sta. Teresa‏ @angel8or 21 Sep 2014
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        Yo“@mindykaling: If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid”

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      1. Petra Welter  🍀 ❤️ 🙋2018‏ @petritamallorca 20 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling @BuzzFeed ... 😀 so I'd order that, in hope HE reads your tweet... LOL

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      1. BIGE‏ @neelielove 20 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid”💀

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      1. drew‏ @drewalllen 20 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling @EmilyScouls

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        😂🐬“@mindykaling: If your date orders a California roll and vegetable tempura you so know she is totally basic but you are also getting laid”

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