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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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bit.ly/whynotmindy
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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 6 Sep 2014

    red delicious apples are far from delicious. they're barely apples

    5:31 PM - 6 Sep 2014
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      2. Bill Prady‏Verified account @billprady 6 Sep 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling You want a honey crisp — best apple on Earth. Second best apple on the Klingon Home World.

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      2. Rebecca W 💀tson‏Verified account @rebeccawatson 6 Sep 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling Pink Ladies 4eva

        5 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Capt. Martin Crieff‏ @Candicelouise 6 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: red delicious apples are far from delicious. they're barely apples” Granny Smith apples all the way 👌

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      1. Anne Moertel‏ @annemoertel 6 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling they're just bad potatoes. And unfortunately that's how schoolchildren get introduced to whole fruit.

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      1. Jill‏ @jillemader 7 Sep 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        “@mindykaling: red delicious apples are far from delicious. they're barely apples” Proof Mindy Kaling and I would be BFFs.

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      1. Debbie‏ @DebDebMalbeuf 6 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: red delicious apples are far from delicious. they're barely apples”@amymalbeuf

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      1. amy‏ @ayymepanda 6 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: red delicious apples are far from delicious. they're barely apples” I ALWAYS SAY THIS

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      1. Al Green Day‏ @alithea 6 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling HONEYCRISP OR GTFO.

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      1. kate‏ @ccbabcocks 6 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling yeah but what about elliot and olivia on svu? they were in love, right?

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      1. nicole shea‏ @nicoleshea 6 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling agreed. They are bullshit. Pink Ladies are an entirely different story, however.

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      1. amanda  ⭐️‏ @stardottedeyes 6 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling True. Cocky pieces of shit.

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      1. Brian Davids‏ @BDF331 6 Sep 2014
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        @mindykaling Honey Crisp > Red Delicious

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      2. Cræzy Bîtch‏ @imalilfrazy 16 Jan 2015
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        @mindykaling Fujis forever @leishaj89

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      3. Leisha Jones‏ @leishaj89 16 Jan 2015
        Replying to @imalilfrazy

        @imalilfrazy or Gala. Honey crisp. Anything but red delicious.

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      2. Kaylee Therese‏ @kayleetherese 7 Sep 2014
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        “@mindykaling: red delicious apples are far from delicious. they're barely apples” @taylorknytych

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      3. Taylor Knytych‏ @taylorknytych 7 Sep 2014
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        @kayleetherese @mindykaling fucking rude

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