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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 29 Aug 2014

    Then @CBGrandy wrote the straight woman version: "All you need are the ABC's: Alcohol, beds, cock."

    7:34 PM - 29 Aug 2014
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    22 replies 148 retweets 695 likes
      1.  🎃Meg 🎃‏ @Wisconsennach 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy then 9mo later, you celebrate labor day

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      1. Jennifer Jewer‏ @jennjewer 29 Aug 2014
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        “@mindykaling: Then @CBGrandy wrote the straight woman version: "All you need are the ABC's: Alcohol, beds, cock."”@janabanana85

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      1. norman fucking rockwell‏ @scotty_13_ 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy or gay men

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      1. Donald Roche‏ @taxibloggerb 30 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy mindy your making me hot stop that naughty talk.

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      1. EW‏ @MissEmilyStone 30 Aug 2014
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        “@mindykaling: Then @CBGrandy wrote the straight woman version: "All you need are the ABC's: Alcohol, beds, cock."”

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      1. Jo Jo‏ @halcyon1234567 30 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy I don't drink, but I'll take the other two. Bed is optional.

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      1. Allison Chains‏ @AlliJeanneRRQ87 30 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy sounds like a good weekend yay 'Murrica

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      1. meh‏ @TheRexMax 30 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy Wait. Straight women DON'T need condoms?!?

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      1. hariom maurya‏ @hariommaurya9 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @cbgrandy

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      1. David Newman‏ @newdy1 29 Aug 2014
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        “@mindykaling: Then @CBGrandy wrote the straight woman version: "All you need are the ABC's: Alcohol, beds, cock."” Yessss! #Gospel

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      1. anniewonton‏ @AnnieWonton 29 Aug 2014
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        “@mindykaling: Then @CBGrandy wrote the straight woman version: "All you need are the ABC's: Alcohol, beds, cock."” LOL Love it.

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      1. Diana Metzger‏ @iamdianametzger 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy I'd exchange "beds" for barbecue, but that's just me.

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      1. Lora Riggs‏ @lolaperry 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy Why beds? For fucking? Or sleeping in late?

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      1. Shelia Jarvis‏ @SheliaAJarvis 29 Aug 2014
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        Too true. “@mindykaling: Then @CBGrandy wrote the straight woman version: "All you need are the ABC's: Alcohol, beds, cock."”

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      1. Negro Mickey Mouse‏ @kelvinclifton 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy or gay guy version(;

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      1. Favstar NSFW‏ @Favstar_NSFW 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/505544157775937537 …

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      1. Zander Maverick‏ @ZanderMaverick 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy That would also be the gay version.

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      1. jingleblues‏ @jingleblues 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy Hollywood culture is jaded. In Manhattan, all we need is ABC: Art, Bagels, Cupcakes

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      1. Drew Westley‏ @quigschwartz 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @CBGrandy that's your writer?

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