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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 29 Aug 2014

    According to @MCWarburton, all you need on Labor Day is: "The ABC's: alcohol, beer, and condoms."

    7:34 PM - 29 Aug 2014
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      1.  🎃Meg 🎃‏ @Wisconsennach 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton or... if you're feeling lucky... just the AB's. 😉

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      1. Jennifer Jewer‏ @jennjewer 29 Aug 2014
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        “@mindykaling: According to @MCWarburton, all you need on Labor Day is: "The ABC's: alcohol, beer, and condoms."”@janabanana85

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      1. Claire‏ @LadyInTheTweets 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton He's so wise.

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      1. Tiffany, Horror Movie Aficionado‏ @WhoIsTiffIsMe 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton how about Alizé, Bacardi and Chardonnay? 🍹🍸🍷#America

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      1. Sarah K‏ @sjkitz 29 Aug 2014
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        “@mindykaling: According to @MCWarburton, all you need on Labor Day is: "The ABC's: alcohol, beer, and condoms." @tmfrench

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      1. Kristi Colleen‏ @KristiColleen 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton Beer and alcohol are in the same category, but I suppose one could substitute "boobs".

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      1. Jeffrey Chang‏ @jeffznikekb27 31 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling Oh ic, there is the ABCs. It was great having you on Jimmy Kimmel Live. #JimmyKimmel

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      1. RoShawn Briscoe‏ @itsroshawnb 30 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton Sounds like an epic weekend to me!

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      1. Jo Jo‏ @halcyon1234567 30 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton Scanned that too quickly and read as "croutons."

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      1. Capt. Spastic‏ @captspastic 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton And really... Aren't the condoms.... Kinda optional? I mean it IS LABOR day. Right ladies?

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      1. treesadore‏ @treesadore 29 Aug 2014
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        “@mindykaling: According to @MCWarburton, all you need on Labor Day is: "The ABC's: alcohol, beer, and condoms."”I'm pretty sure It's boobs.

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      1. Stacey McG‏ @IMstaceyG 29 Aug 2014
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        “@mindykaling: According to @MCWarburton, all you need on Labor Day is: "The ABC's: alcohol, beer, and condoms."” #PBMpubcrawl2014

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      1. Elaine Law‏ @msElaineLaw 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton Ew! I watch it n now mb I shouldn't? Media shapes minds, maaan

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      1. Professor Whatshisnuts‏ @ShaunMoffett 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton condoms are for sissies I say alcohol, barbiturates and coke...and the clap

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      1. Favstar.fm 250★'s‏ @Favstar250 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/505543939567284225 …

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      1. Jessica Brinck‏ @jessska 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling You know what, that could be a little confusing, because in sales ABC means "always be closing".

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      1. Jordin‏ @mixedchick94 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton 😄😄

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      1. Rust Augustus‏ @achalaugustine 29 Aug 2014
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        @mindykaling @MCWarburton Beer BBQ and Condoms

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