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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 31 Jul 2014

    There's a cactus growing outside my front door that's completely in love with me. #6amlegstabbing

    6:22 AM - 31 Jul 2014
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    33 replies 154 retweets 1,607 likes
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      2. wherezmysandwch‏ @wherezmysandwch 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        “@mindykaling: There's a cactus growing outside my front door that's completely in love with me. #6amlegstabbing”@denajeanx

        3 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Dena‏ @denajeanx 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @wherezmysandwch

        @wherezmysandwch omo 😂😂😂

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      4. Jmie‏ @Jmienyles 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @denajeanx

        @denajeanx @wherezmysandwch amazing.

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      5. wherezmysandwch‏ @wherezmysandwch 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Jmienyles

        @Jamienyles @denajeanx movement !!

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      1. Michelle‏ @shella_belle 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling He's just acting prickly because you don't love him back 🌵❤️/🌵💔

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      1. grace‏ @mcgrace18 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        “@mindykaling: There's a cactus growing outside my front door that's completely in love with me. #6amlegstabbing” @MakieeAnn

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      1.  🐝 David Peters  🐝‏ @David_Peters_ 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling There are worse ways to meet a prick!

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      1. S4MR3P05A‏ @srepo2 4 Aug 2014
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        @tayloraaaay @mindykaling we are one in the same 😳

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      1. Ron Gabbart‏ @docgab 31 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling I know they say love hurts but I'm pretty sure stabbing is a bad thing. :-)

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      1. Favstar.fm 1000★'s‏ @favstar1000favs 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling Congrats on your 1000★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/494835532761792514 …

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      1. Sarah‏ @SarahL_333 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling lol!

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      1. AawishButt‏ @AawishB 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling haha. You can't really begrudge a living, breathing organism, which has fallen in love with u. dnt be partial to just humans.

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      1. Lisa Haldane‏ @dovergirl95 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling I'm growing this on my patio to prove to mom I do have a green thumbpic.twitter.com/IJLEYR1SEO

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      1. Noel‏ @NoelAghajan 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling there's a patch of fungus growing on my foot that's also in love with you ;)

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      1. Antonio S. Galica‏ @ToneTranquilo 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling If it bleeds....we Can laugh at it

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      1. HumanMale‏ @namores 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling who would'nt be

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      1. magnitsky actor‏ @Elvis_Leg 31 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling stalker!

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