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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 27 Jun 2014

    Go to sleep in the clothes you wore to work, peel off all your clothes in the middle of the night, wake up cuddling your jeans

    9:40 AM - 27 Jun 2014
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      2. Liam J, Human B‏ @limonhell0 28 Jun 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        .@mindykaling mistook this for an @AndrewWK #partytip tweet

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. ANDREW W.K.‏Verified account @AndrewWK 28 Jun 2014
        Replying to @limonhell0

        @mollyjm @mindykaling That is a PARTY TIP in disguise!

        0 replies 2 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Kalen G‏ @KalanaFalana 27 Jun 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling I think you just wrote the next @Levis commercial. Even while you sleep you create magic.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Levi's®‏Verified account @LEVIS 30 Jun 2014
        Replying to @KalanaFalana

        @KalanaFalana @mindykaling Shout out to ALL the ladies who pass out in their jeans after a long day :)

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      1. lentil‏ @rarararangaro 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling my ex did this once & i thought it was the cutest ever but he's a jerk now so i won't rt this and cc him, he doesn't deserve it

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      1. Crude‏ @delacrude 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling this sounds like a "sad sleep" but mine involves waking up to all my electronics still on and holding a half-eaten burrito

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      1. Morgan Tierney‏ @schmorgesmorg 28 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling @molaymolaymolay you, probably

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      1. Working Girl‏ @GirlWIP 7 Jul 2014
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        @mindykaling #tooreal

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      1. M. Scotch‏ @renn_agustin 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling at least it hugs you back? One pant leg at a time

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      1. Angela QO Reyes‏ @angiecqoreyes 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling Story of my life!

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      1. Julie Martin‏ @Winkygal 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling LOL

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      1. Michelle‏ @Suffragette82 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling Many of my birthdays end this way...

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      1. mr_Rhi‏ @christoflefleur 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling: Go to sleep in the clothes you wore to work, peel off all your clothes in the middle of the night..Is this a suggestion?

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      1. Shawn O'Neill‏ @shawnboneill 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling Sounds like @lizlapidus ;-)

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      1. Mary‏ @mrehme46_mary 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling sounds like you might be working too hard Mindy. : )

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      1. Michael Dayne‏ @MDayne 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling Huh?

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      1. Aditi Panchal‏ @AditiP07 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling Go to sleep in the clothes you wore to work, peel off all your clothes in the middle of the night, wake up cuddling your jeans"

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      1. Tabitha Langley‏ @tabithakayyy 27 Jun 2014
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        @mindykaling Been there.

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