@mindykaling Do you feel God in this Chili's tonight?
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@mindykaling Your a genius. And not in a sociopathic drink stealer way. Totally legit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling I think I like you. But you remind me of a college graduate who refuses to realize time won't stop for you. Progress. Please!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling haha this joke is funny because you used a "thumbs up" emoticon to denote the expression "a good rule of thumb"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling this makes me sad... Look up where rule of thumb comes from :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling you should call it the Spalding approach to drinking.#CaddyshackThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling I can totally drink 11 drinks... I may sing a ridiculous amount of nonsensical Elton John songs thoughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling Kind of like The Office episode you wrote where Pam snuck everyone's drink at Chili's?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling Congrats on your 1000★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/470774715204657152 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling aka Pam Beasley at Chilli'sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling I used to have one big drink and tell the waitstaff it was made wrong. Usually they leave you with both on a busy niteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling Eleven drinks are for amateurs, all the fun happens after thirty.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling Words to live by.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling That's a great rule.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling ...I can drink 11 drinks. Maybe you need to step your drinking game up, Mindy.#AlcoholismThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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