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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 22 May 2014

    Anyone on @etsy make a pillow yet that says "Boobs look good, skin is clear, wrangled my house key off my massive keychain, let's do this."

    4:19 PM - 22 May 2014
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      1. MB Martini-Lyons‏ @mbmartini 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @etsy That's "wrangled my house key off my massive keychain w/out breaking a nail" and don't forget "ass that won't quit"

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      2. Brittney‏ @brittneylately 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @Etsy I'm sure somebody will in a few minutes.

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      1. Enjoy Essential‏ @enjoy_essential 24 May 2014
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        @mindykaling I'll make you a shirt that says that. No joke. Where do I send it?

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      1. Brad Pritchett‏ @bradpritchett 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @Etsy There is now bitches!pic.twitter.com/ROfaiYBQr0

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      1. Melissa Boucher‏ @mizzabou 23 May 2014
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        @mindykaling Here's that pillow design you wanted: http://www.zazzle.com/lets_do_this-189503991302414431 …. Use it as lumbar support!

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      1. Chelsea Musick‏ @ChelseaMusick1 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling I bet I know someone there that could!!! LOL 😆

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      1. luis alfredo sangron‏ @Luis_Sangroni_0 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @etsy Hello?

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      1. Jordan‏ @jaward11 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling I seriously say this before I leave my house every day haha

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      1. Megan Coakley‏ @TheLoneWoman 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @urthalun No, but I know someone on etsy who can cross-stitch it for you! Julie? Give Mindy your deets.

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      1. Islachica523 ‏ @koolnecks 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @Etsy lol ha cool Mindy u like @etsy awesome!! I'm an etsy seller. Shameless plug😊 http://www.koolnecksaccessories.etsy.com 

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      1. christine wrong‏ @mrswright930 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @Etsy I'd buy one that says "P.S. Like your tits in that top." Someone make it happen!

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      1. sydelbow‏ @sydelbow 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @Etsy That's an etched mirror FOR SURE.

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      1. Becca McCarthy‏ @BexieMcC 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling Please expect at least thirty seven hand crafted pillows in the mail by next Thursday by over enthusiastic tweeps.

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      1. ombré 3000‏ @chelseaamichael 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @Etsy @DeeBattt I know what my next crafting project is going to be.

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      1. bear fisher‏ @kukabearfisher 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling if you find someone pls share. My boobs and skin are currently looking fantastic!

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      1. Edwin Jaudon‏ @EdwinJaudon 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @Etsy Sounds just me whrn I get home and see my wife #getoutofmyhead

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      1. Rachel Reno‏ @rrreno 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling It's probably available in typographic poster form.

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      1. Leslie Fiore‏ @LeslieFiore 22 May 2014
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        @mindykaling @Etsy You tell me where to send it and it's as good as done!!

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