My wife wants us to go SCUBA diving. That means she's planning to murder me, right?
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@mindykaling You and I have spent a lot of time together. Why would a woman want to kill me? - 1 more reply
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@mindykaling@jackburditt Yeah... If you to through with it, we might be seeing it play out on Investigation Discovery.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling@jackburditt Or she wants to have another babyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mindykaling@jackburditt This sounds like the beginning of every 'true' crime show ever madeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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