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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    1. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

      Look, @FernieCommaAlex, I get why you think that's the case, but I SWEAR this one's for real. PLEASE HELP ME OUT, MAN (@cubanversailles)

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    2. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @ActuallyBerg

      No, @ActuallyBerg. I told you before, if you prank me one more time, this friendship is over. I'm done with you. cc: @cubanversailles

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    3. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

      Oh my goodness, @FernieCommaAlex, this isn't a prank. Quit being so emotional and get a manager! (A manager who works @cubanversailles)

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    4. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @ActuallyBerg

      Get a life, @ActuallyBerg. You and Meredith deserve each other after YOU STOLE HER FROM ME. You 2 enjoy eating at @cubanversailles w/o me.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    5. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

      I never meant to hurt you, @FernieCommaAlex, but I did and I'm sorry. I need you now, though. Please be there for me @cubanversailles

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @ActuallyBerg

      Too late for sorries, @ActuallyBerg. You blew it. @cubanversailles will never be the same for me, the Cuban food of broken dreams.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    7. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

      Don't blame @cubanversailles, @FernieCommaAlex. You're just jealous that Meredith loves me for me and isn't dating me for free tacos.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @ActuallyBerg

      Our relationship want JUST about tacos, @ActuallyBerg. I truly loved her. @cubanversailles

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    9. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

      (Also, please get me out of this women's room @FernieCommaAlex @cubanversailles)

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    10. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @ActuallyBerg

      You don't know me, @ActuallyBerg! Not really! I'm going to finish my @cubanversailles plantains and leave.don't tweet at me again

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 4 Apr 2014
      Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

      @FernieCommaAlex @ActuallyBerg @cubanversailles Versailles is great! Are you guys really there or are you being weird

      10:06 PM - 4 Apr 2014
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        2. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 4 Apr 2014
          Replying to @mindykaling

          @mindykaling oh, I had dinner at @cubanversailles and it was delicious. Then @ActuallyBerg ruined it and our friendship.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
          Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

          Don't listen to @FernieCommaAlex, @mindykaling. Our friendship was always a lie. @cubanversailles

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 4 Apr 2014
          Replying to @ActuallyBerg

          Does anyone want to hang out tonight? @ActuallyBerg bailed on me and I need some true friends. Im in the area around @cubanversailles.

          3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. Andy Richter‏Verified account @AndyRichter 4 Apr 2014
          Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

          @FernieCommaAlex @ActuallyBerg @cubanversailles nope

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
        6. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
          Replying to @AndyRichter

          Are you here, @AndyRichter? Are you stronger than @FernieCommaAlex? Can you bust into the women's room @cubanversailles and free me?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        7. Alex Fernie‏ @FernieCommaAlex 4 Apr 2014
          Replying to @ActuallyBerg

          I'm plenty strong, @ActuallyBerg. I beat you at that ropes course last summer and you cried like a baby. cc: @AndyRichter @cubanversailles

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        8. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
          Replying to @FernieCommaAlex

          That's agility, not strength, @FernieCommaAlex, and you know it. Cc: @cubanversailles Bcc: @AndyRichter

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. A Scary Cuttlefish‏ @ActuallyBerg 4 Apr 2014
          Replying to @mindykaling

          I've been trapped in the women's room for over an hour, @mindykaling, and @FernieCommaAlex is being a baby. @cubanversailles

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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