Look, @FernieCommaAlex, I get why you think that's the case, but I SWEAR this one's for real. PLEASE HELP ME OUT, MAN (@cubanversailles)
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@mindykaling oh, I had dinner at@cubanversailles and it was delicious. Then@ActuallyBerg ruined it and our friendship. -
Don't listen to
@FernieCommaAlex,@mindykaling. Our friendship was always a lie.@cubanversailles -
Does anyone want to hang out tonight?
@ActuallyBerg bailed on me and I need some true friends. Im in the area around@cubanversailles. -
Are you here,
@AndyRichter? Are you stronger than@FernieCommaAlex? Can you bust into the women's room@cubanversailles and free me? -
I'm plenty strong,
@ActuallyBerg. I beat you at that ropes course last summer and you cried like a baby. cc:@AndyRichter@cubanversailles -
That's agility, not strength,
@FernieCommaAlex, and you know it. Cc:@cubanversailles Bcc:@AndyRichter - 1 more reply
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I've been trapped in the women's room for over an hour,
@mindykaling, and@FernieCommaAlex is being a baby.@cubanversaillesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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