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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 27 Feb 2014

    Anytime I start thinking I'm cool the smoke detector in my bedroom starts chirping unrelentingly and I have to go sleep in my guest bedroom

    12:23 AM - 27 Feb 2014
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      1. Paul D. Waite‏ @pauldwaite 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling Nice humblebrag about your guest bedroom swag there.

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      1. Sarah Kathryn‏ @sarahkathrynnnn 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling cause u smokin'

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      1. zuclinator‏ @zuclinator 7 Mar 2014
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        @mindykaling why does this only happen at 3am?

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      1. RRashidqurban‏ @qurban64 1 Mar 2014
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        @mindykaling Hi i am new here

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      1. Patrick Colton‏ @PortlandPastels 28 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling oil pastel of you by Patrick Colton.pic.twitter.com/5x7P2xJqui

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      1. haryakbar99‏ @HaryAkbar62 28 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling liupvgq

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      1. Bernadette North‏ @notbern 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling Nobody's too cool to change a battery. Dickens said that, I think.

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      1. dhays2000‏ @dhays2000 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling Sounds like a good problem to have.

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      1. Holly SangAh Lee‏ @ivory_elle 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling are trying to say you're that "smoking" hot #ha #humblebrag

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      1. molly‏ @MegaloMolly 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling you could change the battery but you're right switching rooms seems the most obvious ;-)

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      1. Josiah Wells‏ @paperthink92 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling ok ok we get it you have a guest bedroom.

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      1. Dolan RN‏ @DolanRN 27 Feb 2014
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        I feel you, @mindykaling Me, 1 am this morning: standing in ninja position in great room trying to locate which 1 is chirping. #Chirp #Chirp

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      2. Stacy Lambe‏ @stacylambe1 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling batteries

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      3. RAYOVAC‏Verified account @rayovac 27 Feb 2014
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        @stacylambe1 @mindykaling Correct Stacy. The chirping noise means a change of #batteries is needed. Stay safe and replace your battery :)

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      1. melissa acevedo‏ @melissaacevedo 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling is this a clever way of saying you're so hot the smoke alarm thinks you're on fire because yes (change your batteries)

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      1. erin young‏ @erinyoung22 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling the worst. And it doesn't just go away #stupidconstantbeep ... But hey thanks for #savingmylife

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      1. Erik Thomsen‏ @Erik_withaK 27 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling You have a guest bedroom? #humblebrag

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