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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 13 Feb 2014

    I can't change the battery in my smoke detector in my bedroom so I'm sleeping on the sofa in my living room, that's my life

    9:37 PM - 13 Feb 2014
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      2. Zoe Cassavetes‏ @ZoeRCassavetes 13 Feb 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling is it 3am? That would make sense

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 13 Feb 2014
        Replying to @ZoeRCassavetes

        “@ZoeRCassavetes: @mindykaling is it 3am? That would make sense” no it's not even 10 yet, ugh I'm even lamer now

        11 replies 12 retweets 163 likes
      4. Rob Cee‏ @TheRobCee 13 Feb 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling @ZoeRCassavetes There's no wrong time to couch it, but the anxiety about nonexistent smoke detection would keep me up late.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Zoe Cassavetes‏ @ZoeRCassavetes 13 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheRobCee

        @TheRobCee @mindykaling I get it, I have fire phobia. Thanks grandma!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Nest‏Verified account @nest 14 Feb 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling What if we told you about a smoke alarm that uses an app to tell you when the battery is getting low?

        2 replies 3 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Priyom Haider‏ @kingpriyom 13 Feb 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling invite me over. I'm a handyman in #LA and I can fix it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Great Mustachio‏ @DWSchoner 17 Feb 2014
        Replying to @kingpriyom

        You are amazing. You do all this and ACT!! RT “@kingpriyom: @mindykaling invite me over. I'm a handyman in #LA and I can fix it”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Priyom Haider‏ @kingpriyom 17 Feb 2014
        Replying to @DWSchoner

        @DWSchoner @mindykaling #LA #AllStar

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. Emery Rinse Repeat‏Verified account @emeryemeryii 13 Feb 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling Have you tried setting the bedroom on fire? The nice Fire Fighters will come fix everything!

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      1. Anne with an E‏ @televisanne 13 Feb 2014
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling good thing u have experience sleeping on couches ??? #themindyproject

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      2. sarah peterson‏ @sarahbeth0627 14 Feb 2014
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        @bailsblue @mindykaling HAHA EXACTLY

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      4. sarah peterson‏ @sarahbeth0627 14 Feb 2014
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        @bailsblue @mindykaling For real! Just take a broom and knock it off your ceiling!!

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      1. Matt Ballard‏ @mjballard83 13 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling get a @nest smoke detector and you'll never have that problem again!

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      1. Karlee Kanz‏ @KarleeKanz 13 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling You can simply take a broom or heavier object to it like I did one night when it was drunk. Works really well. #LifeHack

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      1. Eleanor Thibeaux‏ @ethibeaux 13 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling there was a really big spider in the corner of my bedroom and I couldn't get to it so I slept at a friends house. You're okay.

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      1. Nick‏ @DezNicko 13 Feb 2014
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        @mindykaling Hey Mindy. Happy Valentines Day!

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