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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    1. Jezebel‏Verified account @Jezebel 23 Dec 2013

      Sex is the "kiss of death" for female worms because PATRIARCHY http://bit.ly/JVfYax 

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      Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 23 Dec 2013
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      “@Jezebel: Sex is the "kiss of death" for female worms because PATRIARCHY http://bit.ly/JVfYax ” k this is a parody right?

      6:48 AM - 23 Dec 2013
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        1. Jessica Coen‏Verified account @jessicacoen 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling Inter-worm sperm threat is real, but that’s about it, yes. :)

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        1. SanctimonyHater‏ @SanctimonyHater 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling @Jezebel The fact that we even have to wonder says a lot about Jezebel. #drivel

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        1. mariel1112‏ @mariel1112 29 Dec 2013
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          “@mindykaling: “@Jezebel: Sex is the "kiss of death" for female worms because PATRIARCHY http://bit.ly/JVfYax ” k this is a parody right?”

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        1. Sarah‏ @critical_sass 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling @Jezebel Yes.

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        1.  ❌ TJ Opperman  ❌‏ @TJOpp63 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling @Jezebel Poor summary of entire article. If humans hermaphroditic, might relate to human culture.

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        1. Liang‏ @LI4N6 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling @Jezebel "females" are hermaphrodites, can self fertilize. Not exactly a patriarchy as we would describe it.

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        1. Alyson Dewar‏ @casey0222 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling @Jezebel why would you want to be a worm, anyway? aim for black widow.

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        1. James‏ @waywardson23 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling @Jezebel @baseballcrank Yes, it is.

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        1. Mearl Colaco‏ @mearlcolaco 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling I just fail to understand your tweets Mindy. But I follow you coz I like you. Love you on #MindyProject . Cheers!

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        1. John Rose‏ @JRose1965 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling @Jezebel oh, you'd like to THINK so...

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        1. Ito‏ @Lostrealist3 23 Dec 2013
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          @mindykaling @Jezebel #Hah Love the new haircut Mindy!

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