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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 14 Dec 2013

    Drink and party responsibly tonight and remember, any small greenish twig looks like mistletoe, so get your unwilling kiss on! 💏🎅

    6:30 PM - 14 Dec 2013
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      1. Mike‏ @mksystem74 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling and no riding bikes near pools

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      1. dlmezzac‏ @Half_house 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling I'm not high, just saying...hope Taco Bell is open.

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      1. dlmezzac‏ @Half_house 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling or pot...to get your smoke on!

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      1. Levi Andersen‏ @boyrista 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling for each kiss under the mistletoe you're supposed to pick a berry off. When there's no more berries its out of kisses ;)

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      1. Jessica‏ @JessicaM4779 14 Dec 2013
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        RT "@mindykaling: Drink & party responsibly tonight & remember, any small greenish twig looks like mistletoe, so get your unwilling kiss on!

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      1. Kate Bernard‏ @Katieannee82 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling tis the season for lip herpes

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      1. Grant Hewey‏ @Grant_Hewey 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling mistletoes are quite dangerous ;-)

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      1. KhaieyaQue‏ @KhaieyaQue 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling mistletoe = legalized oral rape by pervy chicks/guys that hang out, waiting for the unsuspecting so that they can pounce. Sad

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      1. Stephanie‏ @stephestellar 14 Dec 2013
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        MT @mindykaling Drink and party responsibly tonight and remember, any small greenish twig looks like mistletoe, get your unwilling kiss on!

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      1. Krissy Hosford‏ @BubblyLatte86 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling how do u make the icons?! Grrrrr

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      1. Majda‏ @MajdaSecer 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling I wonder if I can get away with kissing cute boys I don't know by saying that you gave the go ahead.

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      1. Bob Nickerson‏ @bobnickerson24 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling "fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at work!" Best line ever....

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      1. Ted Lucas‏ @Tlucas_10 14 Dec 2013
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        @mindykaling Mindy!!!!

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      1. Maryclare O'Meara‏ @merclurr 14 Dec 2013
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        @thatZOraven @mindykaling she's a comedian it's a joke

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      1. kelsey j barnes‏ @kelseyjbarnes 14 Dec 2013
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        RT @mindykaling Drink & party responsibly tonight & remember any small greenish twig looks like mistletoe, so get your unwilling kiss on! 💏🎅

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