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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 26 Nov 2013

    This holiday remember to kiss the person who chops vegetables, lays the table and opens cans. We work quietly but have vivid fantasy lives

    2:17 PM - 26 Nov 2013
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    32 replies 890 retweets 1,451 likes
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      2. Jay Arnold  🏳️‍🌈‏ @JadedCreative 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling @Shaedreams I kiss my housekeeper every day. #gratitude

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      3. Samantha Black‏ @RUsamblack 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @JadedCreative

        @JadedCreative @mindykaling jay you are on twitter fire today :)

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      4. Jay Arnold  🏳️‍🌈‏ @JadedCreative 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @RUsamblack

        @RUsamblack @mindykaling Hi honey!!! Just my usual twitter rant! All is well with you and fam? Look great :) xo #gratitude

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      5. Samantha Black‏ @RUsamblack 26 Nov 2013
        Replying to @JadedCreative

        @JadedCreative all is wonderful :) can I meet @WendieMalick sometime I adore her.

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      1. wontEshdoit‏ @lifeisaishap 27 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling we must especially thank the boyfriends who make reservations #nodishes #dessert #togo

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      1. Dark Hanson‏ @MHanson62 27 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling Someone once asked a janitor at NASA what he did for a living. He responded: "I help put a man on the moon."

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      1. Randy Minobe‏ @RMinobe 26 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling You are also blessed with the honor to make that "flarp" sound from the cranberry sauce exiting the can.

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      1. matthew reische‏ @matt42383 26 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling I know how you feel

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      1. Jessica Gill‏ @mrsericgill 26 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling as I enjoy my hldy in sml town WY, it will be the wine & replaying ur show in my head that makes me laugh..that & horses

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      1. Axita Shienh‏ @shienh02 26 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling LOL Mindy

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      1. Tiera Wright‏ @LoVevmars 26 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling I'm not a vegetable cutter, but I do cut all the cheese for the Mac & Cheese and I appreciate the support : )

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      1. eltorothedeep‏ @eltorothedeep 26 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling: "This holiday remember to kiss the person who chops vegetables, lays the table and opens cans...” That would be me!

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      1. izzy‏ @goosefood 26 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling the waitstaff always get so alarmed when I try to kiss them that I don't make it to the kitchen. Advice?

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      1. Suruthi Ragulan‏ @suruthiMT 26 Nov 2013
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        @mindykaling one is not to tweet and chop

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