Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
mindykaling's profile
Mindy Kaling
Mindy Kaling
Mindy Kaling
Verified account
@mindykaling

Tweets

Mindy KalingVerified account

@mindykaling

Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 23 Sep 2013

    I just learned the difference between poisonous and venomous. Worth checking out. This isn't a joke just because it sounds boring.

    11:47 PM - 23 Sep 2013
    • 304 Retweets
    • 601 Likes
    • Deeanna Norwood Michelle Skinner Erin Holt ceruleansta Meghan Higgins Keith Pangilinan Mandy Tatla nancy garcia Jasmin👵🏻
    77 replies 304 retweets 601 likes
      1. Jaie Oak‏ @bonJaie 25 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling I just learned the difference too! I went to the Detroit zoo for my birthday

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ka†ie Lane  🦋‏ @K8ieLane 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling @maitely Now I must know the difference at 12:17am! Thanks for forcing me to expand my knowledge...LoL

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. MK‏ @redplanet12 23 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling poisoning my timeline with your venom.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. James Yarwood‏ @AnxieTRex 23 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling Venom is injected, poison is ingested.

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jemine Leigh Oakes‏ @jemineleigh 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling it's about dosage. Even water can be poisonous if it is given in extreme amounts. Venom has an effect regardless of the dosage.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Kyleah Young‏ @kyleah52 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling and sorry that's so cramped (and horribly not funny)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Kyleah Young‏ @kyleah52 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling the diff btwn crows/ravens is the feathers on the wing called pinions.A crow has 1 extra.So its rlly just a matter of a pinion.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Lauren‏ @LaurenRWright 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling The more you knoooooooow.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jen‏ @therealjenstacy 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling The suspense is KILLING us! Tell us Mindy. I'm too lazy to google it. Just tell us!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jasmine Walker‏ @Blue_Jasmine11 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling Yep..snakes for instance aren't poisonous they're venomous

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Vick Khera‏ @vivek_khera 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling next up, "who" vs. "whom"? ;)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Eric Stanton Betts‏ @StandsTooTall21 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling Poison will kill you, Venom courses through your veins and makes you super human?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Arron Gibson‏ @arrongibson 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling you're right. That is interesting. http://www.diffen.com/difference/Poison_vs_Venom …. #LearnSomethingNewEveryday

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Erin/E...‏ @smallafterall 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling My 8 year old taught me this lesson over the summer. Fascinating, I agree!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. ducinia‏ @kweenDW 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling ladies and gentlemen, kelly kapoor..

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Nick Marotta‏ @nickmar68 24 Sep 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling so if I take poison and inject you with it does it magically become venom? I could never do that to you BTW :-)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info