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Mindy Kaling
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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
bit.ly/whynotmindy
Joined March 2009

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 5 Jul 2013

    If there's apocalypse/war & u can't find ur spouse u need to SEE THEIR CORPSE b4 u take a new lover bc if not they r guaranteed 2 come back

    7:19 PM - 5 Jul 2013
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      2. B.J. Novak‏Verified account @bjnovak 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling r u okay

        10 replies 69 retweets 318 likes
      3. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @bjnovak

        @bjnovak I just hate zombies so much

        15 replies 58 retweets 245 likes
      4. B.J. Novak‏Verified account @bjnovak 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling are you sure you want to see this movie tmrw night

        7 replies 7 retweets 120 likes
      5. Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @bjnovak

        @bjnovak no I'm not sure, to be honest, but I don't want to let down Jeremy and Tracey and you. #goodfriend #brave

        6 replies 4 retweets 116 likes
      6. B.J. Novak‏Verified account @bjnovak 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling say the word and we can go see Despicable Me 2 instead and support our friend @SteveCarell

        44 replies 137 retweets 799 likes
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      1. Ben Pobjie‏Verified account @benpobjie 5 Jul 2013
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        @mindykaling also because seeing corpses is bound to get you in the mood for lovin'

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      2. Fuck the #CheetoNazi‏ @OnebadbeochCook 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling @ukuleleupset ya just ask Lori from @TheWalkingDead ;) the who situation fully got to Shane made him all bitty lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Salsabits‏ @salsabits 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @OnebadbeochCook

        @OnebadbeochCook @TheWalkingDead Let us never again mention the names Lori or Shane. Some things are best forgotten.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Fuck the #CheetoNazi‏ @OnebadbeochCook 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @salsabits

        @ukuleleupset @TheWalkingDead hey now... I miss me some Shane and still use the phrase "don't make me Shane your ass"... Now Lori ya ewwwww

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      5. Salsabits‏ @salsabits 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @OnebadbeochCook

        @OnebadbeochCook @TheWalkingDead At least Shane was an interesting character, I can't deny that. #JustDontMentionLori

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      6. Fuck the #CheetoNazi‏ @OnebadbeochCook 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @salsabits

        @ukuleleupset @TheWalkingDead I know I can't stand they keep bringing her back! She ate it fast in the comic :-}

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Salsabits‏ @salsabits 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @OnebadbeochCook

        @OnebadbeochCook @TheWalkingDead Gah! The comic still kills me! Especially #Issue100

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      8. Fuck the #CheetoNazi‏ @OnebadbeochCook 5 Jul 2013
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        @ukuleleupset @TheWalkingDead only beef I have with the comic is. No Darrel I'm fully team Dixon that man could kill me a Squirrel any day

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      9. Salsabits‏ @salsabits 5 Jul 2013
        Replying to @OnebadbeochCook

        @OnebadbeochCook @TheWalkingDead #DarylDixon = king of the fucking zombie world. Like Ash vs Deadites: true calling found. @GroovyBruce

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      1. Aubrey Smith‏ @bitchilante 5 Jul 2013
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        @mindykaling If Judge Judy ever rules on a zombie divorce case, I can die happy.

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      1. Erin Nelsen‏ @eknelsen 8 Jul 2013
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        @mindykaling we are so lucky to have #thewalkingdead to learn the lesson the hard way for us... Also use protection post-apocalypse

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      1. wholesome scorpio  💘‏ @sunyou_11 5 Jul 2013
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        @mindykaling so i'm guessing you're watching the walking dead?

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      1. Pat Lambert‏ @Pat_Lambert 5 Jul 2013
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        @mindykaling #thewalkingdead marathon! I can't! I don't think I could last hiding in a closet. It didn't work before #gay.

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      1. Kentucky Glenn‏ @lil_donnie_t 5 Jul 2013
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        @mindykaling my wife and I have a Zombie Spouse agreement. We must brain the other if ever turned.

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