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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 27 Jun 2013

    oh god a bug just flew onto my phone screen cuz it liked the light, FTN, barf, I'm leaving

    9:50 PM - 27 Jun 2013
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    62 replies 195 retweets 527 likes
      1. Richard Lewis‏Verified account @TheRichardLewis 27 Jun 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        @mindykaling you were the greatest on-screen secretary I ever had---I'll gladly play yours...your show rocks!

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      1. Troll Cat‏ @2p2TrollCat 27 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling Relax. That was just the NSA.

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      1. Karri-Leigh‏ @karri_leigh 27 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling is it just me or does FTN sound shockingly like an acronym Paula Deen would use?

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      1. Bun Boy Eats‏ @BunBoyEats 27 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling was that bug Amanda Bynes?

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      1. Buster Blonde‏ @BusterBlonde 27 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling Bugs be trippin.

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      1. SlayMe Poland‏ @elspunko 27 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling It never occurred to me to use shorthand for "fuck this noise". This literally changes my life.

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      1. Todd Johnson‏ @ToddKrista 27 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling It's the Fishfly flu....don't hook into it or bread it and you'll be ok.

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      1. 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃𝒹𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝐸𝓁𝒾𝓍𝒾𝓇𝓈‏ @YinPriestess 27 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling we are the same person lmao

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      1. Ariel Cheung‏Verified account @arielfab 27 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling get out of there!! You are too cool to be living in that jungle.

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      2. alysha eskro‏ @Lyshfish21 27 Jun 2013
        Replying to @mindykaling

        “@mindykaling: oh god a bug just flew onto my phone screen cuz it liked the light, FTN, barf, I'm leaving” @wolfandmay

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      3. meg spookehoe‏ @itsmegkehoe 27 Jun 2013
        Replying to @Lyshfish21

        @Lyshfish21 @mindykaling was legitimately JUST about to retweet this.

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      1. McKenna Alm‏ @mcka31 30 Jun 2013
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        “@mindykaling: oh god a bug just flew onto my phone screen cuz it liked the light, FTN, barf, I'm leaving” My life is Mindy's life 😩😰😖🐞🐜

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      1. Jaimie Michelle‏ @JaimieMichelle 28 Jun 2013
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        THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME. I CAN'T. “@mindykaling:oh god a bug just flew onto my phone screen cuz it liked the light, FTN, barf, I'm leaving”

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      1. An Awesome Alias‏ @BamSaidTheTweet 28 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling sounds like a tease 4 an ep on #themindyproject nxt season, so I won't take you seriously, but I'll give it 5 stars in advance.

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      1. Zain‏ @zplusb 28 Jun 2013
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        @missSHAZIYA rt @mindykaling: oh god a bug just flew onto my phone screen cuz it liked the light, FTN, barf, I'm leaving

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      1. Amy Tribble‏ @amyhungy 28 Jun 2013
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        @ShanTownes are u secretly mindy? “@mindykaling: oh god a bug just flew onto my phone screen cuz it liked the light, FTN, barf, I'm leaving”

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      1. Danny L.‏ @dannnay 28 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling a bug flew into my eye because my eye was reflecting light off of my phone screen #fml

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      1. Liz Matthews‏ @LivelyLiz 28 Jun 2013
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        @mindykaling I just stepped on a june bug with bare feet...I blame you for jinxing me.

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