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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 19 May 2013

    "cruciferous vegetables" have a crazy uphill battle getting you to eat them

    11:32 AM - 19 May 2013
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      2. Phil Rosenthal‏Verified account @PhilRosenthal 19 May 2013
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        “@mindykaling: "cruciferous vegetables" have a crazy uphill battle getting you to eat them” yes cause it sounds like they killed Jesus.

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      1. special agent wini cooper‏ @winiw 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling "cruciferous vegetables" sounds like a Harry Potter curse.

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      1. annoyedasian.jpeg‏ @roshnaey 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling I got your book from four different people for my birthday. #AmICoolYet?

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      1. MJ‏ @wordsmithwoman 28 May 2013
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        @mindykaling Are they called "cruciferous vegetables" because you spear them with your fork? Is there a little wooden cross involved?

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      1. a. fine muscadine‏ @afinemuscadine 20 May 2013
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        “@mindykaling: "cruciferous vegetables" have a crazy uphill battle getting you to eat them” that's why #traderjoes created #cookiebutter

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      1. Will Henderson‏ @squirrellychef 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling if you get some butter or oil hot and sear crucifers until they're browned & roast 'em til tender, that usually does the trick

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      1. Kelsey Goff‏ @Kelsey3269 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling I think cruciferous veggies need the ex-cranberry PR person. Spin may help. For a while cranberry was mixed with everything!

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      1. Tru_dee‏ @Tru_deee 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling Damnit Mindy, why are you so awesome?!

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      1. AhRani  💭 💻 📲 🕸 🌍‏ @AhraniLogan 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling Lemon on broccoli, Healthy. Cheese on cauliflower, Tasty..

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      1. Niki Paolucci‏ @Kniki3 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling You make me laugh. <3

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      1. joyous726‏ @joyous726 19 May 2013
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        “@mindykaling: "cruciferous vegetables" have a crazy uphill battle getting you to eat them” right, @gopsurfer ??

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      1. Ryan Rutley‏ @ryanrutley 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling Conterpoint, they taste awesome and are easy to grow.

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      1. Otto Von Beacon‏ @OttoVonBeacon 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling you're preparing them improperly!!!

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      1. Kim Rohrer‏ @kimskitchensink 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling bonus: they sound like something out of Harry Potter

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      1. Das Mike‏ @my_atx 19 May 2013
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        It's their defense mechanism. RT @mindykaling "cruciferous vegetables" have a crazy uphill battle getting you to eat them

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      1. Michelle Drea‏ @WriterWis 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling Crazy funny Big Bang Theory episode...Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification...makes your point with fart jokes (never get old).

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      1. Lillian Letran‏ @ItsJust_Lillian 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling, Zesty nacho kale chips r awesome if u have a gr8 imagination. #aintnoDoritos

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      1. Amanda‏ @missmandaz 19 May 2013
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        @mindykaling fry in bacon fat.

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