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Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

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    Mindy Kaling‏Verified account @mindykaling 27 Apr 2013

    I try to be drunk and serene

    6:42 PM - 27 Apr 2013
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      1. Brianna Eubanks‏ @brianna_eubanks 27 Apr 2013
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        “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene”

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      1. dale‏ @dalebcampbell 27 Apr 2013
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        you & i both girl. RT@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene.

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      1. Sylvy "I am that very bbitch" Fernandez  🔮‏ @sylvyfernandez 27 Apr 2013
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        RT “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene” #me #literallyme

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      1. Baelinda‏ @baylinduh 27 Apr 2013
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        “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene” never ever works though

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      1. Kaitlin‏ @ne_worry_pas 27 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling I aspire to the concept of the serene wino with expensive slippers who serenely welcomes guests into her serene living room.

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      1. Renee‏ @reneecolotti 27 Apr 2013
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        “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene”

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      1. Jess Perreault‏ @__jesayka 27 Apr 2013
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        “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene” @__marzipan

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      1. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♪‏ @lindseyshreds 27 Apr 2013
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        “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene” @ohgeesonia

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      1. Jason Shubnell‏ @JasonShubnell 27 Apr 2013
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        We all do. RT @mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene

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      1. kara cohen‏ @DJGenghisCohen 27 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling I try to be sober and disruptive

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      2. Monica Hogan  ☘️‏ @morhogan64 27 Apr 2013
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        Totally me @meraskob. Right? “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene”

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      1. Vania Veronica‏ @hellovaniidoll 6 May 2013
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        “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene” 💛💜❤👍

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      1. Lisa Genet‏ @lisagenet 28 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling You try, or you are?

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      1. Brandon Cohen‏ @brandotip 28 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling drunk and serene? You might need to settle for drunk and beautiful! :D

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      1. What's in a name?‏ @hellogooodbyeee 28 Apr 2013
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        “@mindykaling: I try to be drunk and serene” My life.

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      1. Leah‏ @Leah_Hammerswag 28 Apr 2013
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        @mindykaling your aspirations are way higher than mine. I simply aspire to be drunk.

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